Thursday, November 22, 2007

GCY's Guide to BLACK FRIDAY!

Tomorrow is the infamous Black Friday and yes, you better bring your boxing gloves because things can get pretty feisty out there.

Rule #1Wear a basic cami and jeans. If it is too cold to wear just that, obviously wear a jacket, but it is important to wear a basic cami and you will see why in a second.

Rule #2Grab now, try on later! Seriously, I've watched stores go from picture perfect to tornado worthy in 2 seconds flat, and I am dead serious. So grab everything you want, and then try on later. You wear a cami, so you can avoid dressing rooms, because honestly do you really want another long line you have to wait though? Yea, neither do I.

Rule #3 If you and another shopper reach for the same item, at the exact same time, and it is the only one left, bitch until you are the winner of the item. Bring out all your frustration and take it out on him/her, your quarrel will only last at the most 15 minutes but you, or whoever you decide to gift the item to, will be able to have it forever . And while I suggest practicing being bitchy, do try and avoid trying out your new found bitchiness on your mother, especially while she is in the kitchen cooking the turkey...close to the butcher knifes.

Rule #4 Have a plan of what you what you want, or at least a good idea of it, before you go. Otherwise, you could walk out of there with bags and bags full of goodies (that you might not ever need) and an empty wallet. But do keep in mind, many of these sales will only last for so long, make decisions based on your needs.

Rule #5 If you plan on waking up early to hit those 2AM sales, then I suggest you go to bed accordingly. Because otherwise one of three things can happen. Scenario One: You oversleep, OH NO!! You missed all the good deals! Scenario Two: You wake-up but are too exhausted and busy yawning to give a good fight for those last pair of Jimmy Choo's marked down too ridiculous prices, or Scenario Three: You got lucky and lack of sleep has not affected your Black Friday shopping skills in any way.


Good luck and have fun shopping! Happy Turkey Day everyone!

♥jenn

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

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broadwayboundbabe said...

like this blog, but skip the cattiness on black friday!