There's a Reason It's on Sale

It is sale because not enough people were willing to pay full price for it. Now you must ask yourself why? Was it because this design looks best on petite people and thus they only have XL's left? Is the cut awkward? Did you just get insanely lucky because its on sale and nothing seems wrong with it, it looks could on you aka its perfect? OR is it on sale because its ugly. Yes, I hope people actually think before they buy the items featured below. There is always a reason for something being on sale, and in these cases its because they are ugly.


Original Price:$245 Now:$97 Nordstrom
Okay, unless you are 5 years old and made this bag or the mom the 5 year old who made this bag, you should not, I repeat, not be carrying this this.


Original Price:$195 Now:$97 Nordstrom
Just because you want to 'support our troops' does not mean you have to carry around their ugly uniform. And the yellow writing? Blek.


Original Price:$576 Now:$399 Overstock.com
I'm all for a nice leopard pump, and although I really dislike loafers I'm willing to look the other way. But both of them in one? That is just gross.


Original Price: $450 Now:$319 Overstock.com
I must admit, I laughed when I saw this; looks like Gucci has gone hoochie.


Original Price:$1000 Now:$350 Bluefly.com
POPSTAR PANTS!


Original Price:$245 Now:$90 Bluefly.com
It looks like something you'd pull out of your little sister's "dress up box".


Original Price:$605 Now:$$305
Avoid staring at for long periods of times, may result in hypnotization .


Original Price: $1400 Now:$619
Look what I found?! The matching blazer!

So now you see that there IS a reason for something being on sale. So next time you find an amazing deal on a designer item, ask yourself "why?" It could just save you from wasting your money on pottentially the ugliest item in your closet. Or maybe, you did in fact get lucky and found an amazing deal, in that case I hope you bought 2!